That's Mr. Farmer to you!

neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

(via my-psychological-tower)

skinpoweredpant:


i saw this what sexuality does that make me

skinpoweredpant:

i saw this what sexuality does that make me

(Source: shrugging, via my-psychological-tower)

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

(via this-awkward-girl-right-here)

pajamaben:

[in the doctor’s office]

“it’s my expert opinion we need to remove all your bones”

"what?! wait, you’re not my doctor"

*a bunch of dogs fall out of the lab coat and run away*

(via leafie)

Disney Princesses + saying “I love you”

(via vivid-melodies)

a-blog-named-slickback:

last-of-the-gallifreyans:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH

IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC

anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.

"it’s a thing!" 

yeah that’s not gonna work.

"It sure is a baby alright"

(via my-psychological-tower)


I’m reblogging this everyday.

I’m reblogging this everyday.

(Source: amandaonwriting, via itsmebecky14)